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When Will My Body Change Running
"PETIT BREVIAIRE DU GLANDEUR PAS TENTÉ"
I - WHAT IS A Branleur?
ideal target consumer-oriented companies ultra liberal, the wanker from all socioeconomic backgrounds provided with at least one sofa, TV with remote control, computer and incidentally a roof and refrigerators, is two main types of behavior.
1 / Those whom my father calls "the lazy fuck who want nothing" and who actually turn out to be guys who can not work because there are no jobs or not when interesting at all (and the horde paternalistic politically pointed out to me, condescendingly, that when you're hungry, it makes anything) Well, no! The wanker in general has dignity. He does not want us to continue to take him for an idiot and no longer wants to work at Mac Mac machine or something for two euros in six, in a professional and human bordering on slavery. Their father has done enough and grandfather before also, and even their great-grandfather, according to the logic of inheritance often unstoppable.
could believe what wanker disillusioned, he is not. He lives with his time. More pragmatic than nihilistic. Since the sixties ten, ensconced in his sofa, watching the showcase of the world and its attendant wealth spread to TV and easy as it sounds. "Why should I go breaking my ass when lots of people on this planet take it easy?" Asks he.
2 ° / And those that I call "sensitive wankers." Those are the worst off since the "sensitivity" makes less and less a part of socio-professional criteria required for a job as a supervisor in a sales company by phone, or just the essential qualities of good to the American golden boy , by portrait that is Brett Easton Ellis' American Psycho. "
Although sometimes interpenetrate one another - forgetting too often to protect it, however, still must distinguish two distinct temperaments among wankers. Liabilities and assets.
assets constant work because it is obliged but do not really like. It is often not adapted to their jobs profound personality (he has not yet defined itself) and of course it suffers. Low quality of after-tying - admittedly - to micro-technologies designed more last only for the duration of the warranty or telephone information of administrative and other cookie-cutter (also unreliable).
The other, active or intermittently active is the only wanker might be termed "false" wanker. Passionate about his work, he fully blossomed in what he does, yet he nevertheless considered the most wanker wankers by most "hardworking". Feelings related in part to its status increasingly precarious (artist, craftsman ...) giving the impression of intense glandouillage.
assets impulsive, it acts rather lean. I do not know what that means, have nabbed during a conversation (not well captured either the dictionary definition), but I like the expression. I have the image of a strung bow to the extreme by a blind shot. As the arrow shot by the visually impaired, despite the many inhalation-exhalation Zen way Kung fu of the latter, the active impulse works in fits and starts depending on the opportunities of the moment. It may take some time to react but when he does, it's a bit "portenawak" as he himself points out. It is often young, unemployed, sometimes because of his status as second-generation immigrant who sticks to the skin as oil spills during a shipwreck at sea That said, it is still resistant to cling to the rock coast until we come to the retreat. He expects much tied up knowing that if we do not address the real problem with an effective solvent and human resources, despite the waves crashing with regularity against the rock, the residue oil resist again and again, gradually destroying the surrounding flora and fauna for thousands of years.
Having rubbed more, I am more familiar with the passive, pure wanker. His mother, a bit farsighted, misread Dolto and has too hatched or has left too do what he wanted, or worse, he had no mother at all and there oulalalala. Regarding his father astigmatism, despite a "baby on board" stuck to the bottom, it has been overtaken by events, was upset and no one has ever seen. Disappeared between the A86 and in Créteil sun.
This wanker there is a real magician. Blowing air from his couch, he gives the illusion of doing things and the funny thing is that things are done. But how is it a country or a majority elected office decided to "get up early" and "work harder"? Yes, how is it that little wanker? Well, like all illusionists on the planet, the little sucker has its little tricks to it.
born after the war as most of the wankers, I myself have long practiced "FA", a generic term and symptomatic of a generation that a little bored. As a former glandeuse therefore more endocrine a screen, I still reluctant to run the conference on "Responsibility of Marxism Leninism on the abuse of coca-cola and hamburgers or how it is proved that the human interpretation in all areas can dietetically be subversive "to support my statements. So I confine myself to this observation honed over endless hours with nothing to screw around, also called passive experience, discussions with friends, local library, but especially numerous reports held discussions with key stakeholders (Note the specific painting technique they all too often repressed by the government). The wanker
asserts especially with the arrival of Mitterand, new AC, which hopefully he secretly make it a bit of juice, suggesting a new national world is possible. Alas! Three times alas! The few major social advances, however, could not hide the great disillusionment of the late eighties, contributing to the killing - the last egg of wanker tendencies to struggle to get by.
Unlike the established opinion, drugs, clothes, and scoots the skeud, are incidental to the type layabout; certainly helpful to their well-being but not as necessary as people think. Conversely, a good chair, sofa, sofa or sofa bed with remote control are essential. It is, at best, power at all times or s'horizontaliser "s'angleverticaliser ', That is to say an angle in the vertical to be in the best possible position to face the screens.
A precision however. Do not make an amalgam between the adolescent and the wanker. If the wanker is a continuation of the adolescent, and if they share this kind of figurative expression close to the gourd in front of a screen, which differentiates them is the duration. Adolescence is a stage that lasts - normally - about a decade. The wanker, according to the family environment, social and economic status can stay in this lifetime, to the extent that any radical change of political order to disturb it. What would either of the "booster" serious, or "APAT" even more.
I lean heavily to the second possibility, because the wanker who votes "in disgust" default "or" per bond "or does not vote" because it did nothing to shake "is, more or less long-term good value for paternalistic regimes, fascist, totalitarian, and so on and more pernicious.
II - CHARACTERISTICS OF Branleur
What characterizes the wanker is the screen buffer that is between virtual reality and engaging. Living is involved, and the wanker does not agree to live fully. Life requires a certain mobility that hates wanker or so, the least possible, and often when not afford to do otherwise. Move to what, for whom? My
reup that, under the pretext of being retired, thinks of his couch watching TV, thinking it would take a very good war dead to eradicate the problem of "generalized gland. War, he says, would help bring down the phenomenon of about 70%. He concluded: "If you had waited in 14/18 or 39/45, we speak German .
The war would be a real wanker for cata? First, the wanker does not care about the war as its first shirt simply because he does not know what that is, except that he sees virtually through its screens, and apart from that Prosper Merimee 'he was forced to read in fifth, the notions of heroism and honor code are totally unknown. Secondo, he speaks German, English or French, he would motion. He lives in the moment. Point. And finally, thirdly, a conflict would solve nothing of a moral point of view, ideological or economic demographic motion since it a point to you can not imagine.
The war would result in disaster for him and in terms of not producing electricity, because in case of air attack, it would need at least one generator in the cellar so he could continue watching TV or music playing quietly on his computer. Because, for real layabout, is well known, where there is no gene, there's no electricity, let alone ziquemu.
Origins glandular
"If gland ago today, it has inevitably taken its source anywhere, though before us a long time ago, I took me at a dinner where, instead of turning seven times my tongue in my mouth only hungry to enjoy traditional home cooking, I once again set foot in the dish.
"Sixty-eight of the gland widespread soil twenty-first century! (My father)
- Seventy-eight million years before dinosaurs? Sixty-eight thousand years BC?
Sixty-eight years after the lazy kings?
- thousand nine hundred sixty-eight! Reap what you think with your "flower power"?! Includes
that my daughter does not build a society With slogans like, but with
real programs!
- Computer or TV? It's true you got my daron surely right. "
The wanker and screens
Though states, the pure wanker spends 70% of his time in front of television screens or computer without which there would be no reason to exist. Some intellectuals say wankers watch only the channels which are selected thematic issues of high culture. Yeah! I remain highly cautious about this statement many times heard. The wanker love zap "Because it gives the impression to go around the world and the universal zoubia ninety seconds to edge of her couch, and though he says he gets off more Jackass Arte ..
When he is alone, and though he continues to defend themselves when you surprise, saying he was going to zap, he watches Docus on "Special Units sniper" or other bands "fellagas" Republicans. They're very surprised, especially when we know that "speech" there is no more antiwar than him. That is still one of the ambivalences of wanker. And I believe sincere when he says he does not like war. Besides the violence, this is not his thing. Fight, fight, fight only makes sense that through the virtual. In virtual ago "kills". The wanker kill but loves so unreal. It might seem jaded and disillusioned when in reality it is undermined sapiens. Those who, like singing Gabin, knows he knows he knows nothing. We men have to look beautiful, moving in all directions, invent, evolve, move forward, we're still reduced to the same point and the war continues, and misery as well. The wanker prefers to stay in this state which characterizes the poet, the ideal, but without moving and imagining themselves in another world He does not want more to be told what to think, and rather than believing in vain for a better life for humanity, the wanker virtualize prefers his world. A world that will not affect its sensitivity buried under layers of heredity acting vainly. The wanker does not personally injured. He saw what it did on her father, mother, uncles, aunts, siblings, his grandparents, and society in general. The wanker is a great sensitivity which does not suffer.
Then he would motion. He plays with his indifferent play, goes to sleep and then sleeps. You can almost believe he cowers on itself. From time to time he turns, moves his fingers, tied to the cord (electronic games) but he will in no case participate in the real world generates its share of suffering. The poet is a wanker embryo. Television and the lulls he knows, but it is artificial and drowsiness that is why he defends himself to admit that the dull reality show in secret.
When he looks, the better to make fun of the mouth of the world. Its concealment, and its corollary, the cynicism, is the latent fear that he is there for them. He knows that it can switch from one moment to another because the sofa and inactivity to an end, and he is conscious of its own futility. Striptease, "the show you're undressing" is one of its programs cults. It can not always explain why the old woman who worships his dog to the point of stuffing to have on hand, the sad bottom, does it makes him laugh. The slogan "you undress" knows that he is also addressed to him in all his splendor inactive. A wanker of my friends says he hates American Idol, and yet it is every Friday in prime time in front of his television to taunt the young people involved, mocking the fat that never ends, mocking the black unspoken quota, the blonde who can not sing but who still find in the final because she has a beautiful face. The
wanker no mistake and if he looks with such a critical sense, he realizes that he has in him the same characteristics, even the spirit of competition somewhere under him, piled , in his fifty / sixty / seventy / eighty ... one hundred and twenty pounds of dead weight spaces between couch cushions. Does this mean he has resigned? No. We must at all wanker, as it must to all men, something clicked. How come there, by whom, for what? That is the question. Maybe I have a beginning response.
The wanker and masturbation.
the same etymological family, the wanker does not hesitate to resort to "hand job" when he needs it. Incidentally there is a porn movie, porn culture has greatly helped to reverse the tale of Sleeping Beauty. Today it is the prince that shall come to embrace his sweetheart, it's nice that must get her prince, who, since he returned as the illusion of love with his glandouiller friends or in his chair, no longer aspire to only one thing - and if possible without condoms - to be cared him.
The wanker and neo-quadra
And this is where the neo-forties. The neo or quadra babquad (quadra-baba) is a woman between thirty-five and forty-five years, for many reasons, with or without children, finds herself alone. She had a lot of adventures, each more or less rich (mostly spiritual). Of constant observation of a family environment in early existential doubts, she decided already very small and has been faster than the wanker to cut the road and put miles of distance between herself and her socio-educational. The neo-quadra fact ten years younger than her age because she has enjoyed the benefits of post-war such as gym class, the pill, abortion, new age, NLP, drama therapy, massage, books, dance, martial arts, cabbage leaves, travel deals, cosmetics, concerts, music groups, theater troupes, dance, and collective experiences of all kinds.
Sometimes through state benefits and jobs, she managed to reconcile his role as a mom, artist, therapist, secretary or freelance, and with many troubles, has pursued the goal it had set. Nevertheless, forty years, with varying degrees of success, it is "socio-professional" a little more sedate.
These are often former glandeuses become fighters, not the American sense, not instead of women who refuse to give up. Kinds of wolves to Pinkola Estes [1], able to sniff any form of sensitivity before the carne.
The New quadra attract wankers and vice versa. Baba quadra-or neo-quadra is also the female protects her young, and free and independent woman who seeks an ideal companion. He sees her mother and empowered woman, she sees in him the poet who asks only to be truly loved. Especially since the wanker at the meeting demonstrated unusual hyperactivity and an equally surprising generosity of Prince Charming. It is, in situations of romantic encounter, very generous. But excess is always proportional to the vacuum that will follow, since the short term, problems will arise.
The wanker and work
If the wanker (liability especially) loves neo-forties, not only for his selflessness and compassion but, more pragmatic, because it works. Wanker and is often in a precarious situation, which can not last, in his words but by experience lasts. The reason is simple. He parks his scooter too often in a siding in the secret hope to make the choir, while affirming, once that is done, that society is rotten and what's rising because there no job, much less a vehicle to get there.
In the same vein, we also find that other face of wanker who calls himself an artist or an anarchist, most often from very privileged backgrounds, who, without admitting it, awaits the death of Mom and Dad 's occupying a little. However, all have in common is a form of intelligence made of adaptability and survival of choosing the right people for sure.
One of my girlfriends stylist was infatuated with a wanker thirties, unemployed mastered in Humanities totally addicted to the American series, found himself after his job each night invited to join him on the couch where the latter he picked it apart psychosocial behavior of the characters of Desperate Housewives or SpongeBob. "If you could at least pass the sponge instead of watching Bob to fuck anything on your couch," he said she said one evening, exasperated by his verbiage horizontally and chronic inactivity for everything related to home maintenance. "You really are psycho stiff him he replied."
From there, the light bulb went on alone. And while stating that it was not just the spirit that was rigid , she threw a kick ass high enough to touch the shores of Adam. For it is this, unconsciously, the wanker waiting. It may even be one possible way of his awakening and his awareness. To be "shaken".
The wanker awaiting, literally, "shaken" and if anyone can do it, that are not politicos repressive right or left, the woman fighter. It is enough mothering for its perceived sensitivity and strong enough to push him into a corner that rarely exceed the soft seat lounge. The attitude of my friend may be a bit excessive, but good shouting matches with formal notice to move the buttocks, under threat of extradition with modern, can be purchased. The trick is not letting go - out of weakness.
The wanker and sex
is an area in which the wanker, admittedly with a touch of red cheeks, shall, except when he has nothing left to prove (longstanding relationship boredom or chronic). Brought to porn for younger people and "make love not war 'for sixty-eighters retarded, the wanker has little inhibition in terms ass. If one of his favorite expressions is "J'm'en fuck", it is unclear how often this creature who hides his sensitivity behind the mask of indifference or aggression, could rattle the roupettes without getting hurt.
It is not masochistic, much less deviant. He likes to sodomize him and that makes a monstrous pipe, but do not ask him to fuck a dog to defecate or a death, you laugh in your face as if you were a mentally retarded. It may, at a pinch, you brutally sodomized by mixing in all directions your big boobs, but in general, it must be cool. The wanker Poppa likes to take his foot.
Regarding oral sex, however, he may have imaged a large vocabulary of this practice, pie-haired kitty to graze, he does not stick his nose into others' affairs, except when he loves you well.
The wanker and hair
The hair hate wanker. He even wondered how it could still exist the third millennium hair. The first time he has seen on a neo-quadra overactive who had not had time to shave, he observed as we watch Lucy Australopithecus at the Museum of the sixty-eighters period psyche with pout mingled disgust and doubt, like "Are we really from that? "So much so that the neo-quadra-influenced, because of a few hairs on the legs and the pubic area while seeking to make love, pretended many times a headache.
The wanker and psychology virtual
The wanker spends most of his time in front of the screens because it gets off the virtual does not commit to anything. The war is long over and if there is war, the wanker who cares a bit even if it makes him shit because he feels that something in him, not at all artificial. He might imagine, is disfiguring, tattooing, piercing themselves, s'alcooliser, is cocaine, s'enfumer, to virtualize the wanker feels his heart beating and that it makes him mad. He tries to put it on pause, naardinemouk muscle continues to beat.
Then wanker goes even further and look for screens to appease his heart rate, increase the adrenaline and excitement through computer games, but especially not oh no it hurts too much, let go to feel the full emotions. The wanker love these games, which he then BACKUP BREAK Because it hates to repeat the same sequence three times over. If so, is it really sucks. But generally, when he failed to snipe, only the whole army of zombies in front of him from the second shot, he begins to rant, presents PAUSE and went rummaging through the refrigerator leaving the background music and donf loop. The psychiatrist's
wanker called SIMS or Second Life. When it goes wrong, SIMS 2nd LIFE or slap his wheat technology enjoyment which range from 16:9 TV in the last HIFI or he organizes parties at home. And when it is really the end, he invites his friends to him that they lift your spirits with alcohol, food, video games, porn chicks, or good.
Like Tamagoshi of these Japanese games where young future wankers (as the implacable logic of the scheme of repetition) keep dogs from birth to their programmed death, I dread the day he chose to take a wife virtually created from a multitude, to give him a child, this in many positions all the more bizarre as each other. He has, by mistake, a seed planted in the wrong place, because he will not know which hole to devote himself (unless the computer bug as a good cavity is not found) and raise a tamagoshien child, day after day for half an hour every day.
Fortunately we will not see this monstrosity, and this for the simple reason that, according to specialists in reproduction, computer abuse causes, ultimately, male infertility. At the risk he takes it badly and "bat away balls" again, I still want to shoot him, nicely, sounding the alarm.
The wanker and children
The wanker loves children ... other. When, by chance or mistake, he himself has children, he keeps seeing them grow up to screw around with them in front of the TV or computer. That said, my friends and I have witnessed transformations wankers rare in men, at the time of authorship.
Growing up is his obsession. Growing up involves becoming a responsible man and the wanker who is far from con knows. Becoming a man is to go full foot in reality. That is why the wanker prefers to stay as long as possible to glandouiller front of a screen. That said there may be old, retired, and wanker, age does not guarantee wisdom.
New quadra attention! There are more and more retarded wankers. I myself have met some of which quadratic. When he accosted me in the evening that I am not a bomb Latin or platinum, I told myself checking waouaw well as in any American series overused, there was nobody behind me. There are signs that do not lie. Cute, no children, over thirty three years, he's bound to be a catch.
The wanker and homosexuality
course there are gay wankers. We must determine whether they are passive passive active passive etc etc and there is a bit more complex. I will focus on what I know best. If the hetero wanker is not homophobic, he does not, however, being called a fag. He always has a gay friend or gay friend of a friend who died of DAS and we do not have fun with it. The wanker who likes to play yet do not really like playing with his own life. If he can recognize that another guy is handsome, wanker still do not like being called a fag, because he prefers, even if it does not mess with, good to see two chicks with big grouper and big butts in lascivious poses that possibly more, could offer him to participate, only two guys kissing.
The glandeuse
For girls, the term "friggers" does not apply in the same way. The only time a girl can be called truly "friggers" is between 12 and 16 years during the period known as "the great era of courtship." There, tweens and teens are proving a persistence and patience without limit. Simper, decking, laughing, blushing, enticing in pairs or tape, they can subdue a guy they like for hours and hours. Jeans size on the bottom of navels pierced nipples forward ready to cleave a 90 B at first sight to be sexed the presumption to arise there.
Because they have breasts, these damsels and even if they take the difficult while also showing off (it's their age), it annoys us, we women featuring pre-1980 volumes / raffermisseurs to bust Catalogue "Redoubt" which, after surprising many times against our wankers on their shells, are fighting desperately not to fill the waiting rooms of plastic surgeons.
course there are still old glandeuses but is increasingly rare. For fifty years, the women discover or recover (it depends) of freedom and they use it.
The wanker and his pals
potivores From the family of the wanker is changing most often with his friends without which there can be four hundred times (at most two to break everything ), start a band, going to football, smoking a joint, remaking the world, talking about chicks that he has done even though he did nothing to screw around on the couch to hit the porn stars, only chicks available in such cases. Being profoundly sociable, the wanker loves to have company. On Sunday, for example, is the day where it is most suitable for socialization. Nothing on TV, his computer is kéblo, his mother or his wife crying in his ears, his father is the bistro, her little sister is with her friends who mate in freshwater, these friggers. There has one that he likes but is it piles up again in the fifth and fourth year Degree in Communication. So he goes to the movies with his buddies. Although he prefers the intimacy of his couch, the soft armchair of good cinemas does not displease him. And then there's this huge screen, the larger The most beautiful of all, the one who dreamed. And the wanker, just loves to dream. Dreaming is good and does nothing.
The wanker and sport
If there is commitment on the part of a wanker passion is all about football. And provided, thinks he is eating nails, there Zizou for the next World Cup is one of its major existential concerns of the moment. The luckiest
practice tennis, rugby essayists, but the majority prefer football. Sport easiest and most accessible of all. A surface, a round object, some friends and go. The remains must be able to look at his sofa, beer in one hand and the other chips. There the sport gets off wanker serious. He can finally belch, sometimes even off its hinges by unfolding as one of his old sofa springs. "Puuuutaaaain! The motherfucker there was no booing penile" and he will not rest until "the motherfucker" hisses the penile because if "he" does not, the wanker will remain in tension, bending all his muscles until "it" the whistling this "...", especially when his team is losing.
For you must know that the football team so dear the wanker, in addition to replacement players, he has chosen instead of the virtual or "ghost goal scorer." You never hear a wanker passionate declare "my favorite team won, but" we won "meaning that his support, even via monitor screens, proved crucial. And it is a fact. As proof, the global success of the sport and its players huge salaries.
The "we lost" - also expressed - is far less glorious, not because of failure but because it goes, until the next match, generate the mégaglandouille least equivalent to the number of goals conceded. And so if "they" lost a shot on goal, do not talk! Fortunately for us, companions of elite athletes, there are sales!
The clothes wanker and
The wanker is dressed up mode. Even when part of the dumb shit that people believe in his baggy because he sometimes sees his CK or he took one of his socks s - ur an anorexic 40 pounds for into a slim, the wanker does not dress any which way. Even if it seems neglected and largely unpolished j'm'en he always mark somewhere. As to screw around, Glandon fashion! As for his shoes, if they love them as much it reminded him of his couch. All these new sneakers "aerodynamic" spring loaded rear frame as customized sofa! Nothing to wear, told me one of my lovers wankers, it m'fatigue advance. Adidas Dunlopillo and unite to create "the big pump, the shoe while resting, and" Walk while you sleep! "The slogan that accompanies it, because, again, here the war is long over and that's me, every day, walking the dog he wanted at any price.
The wanker and smashes
Behind each lies a wanker too. Cigarettes, joints, adrenaline of the game, ECSTA, coke, food, alcohol, clothes, grandmas and customized brand pumps ... It passed quickly time passes anyway. In the meantime, he enjoys OCASI, is a lil fart that lasts for hours, or consumes deale live live from the sofa. Yeah like what most people on this earth, wankers like money. And my father ... "Ah! Ah! You see when it comes to earning easy money! To which I oppose it again if stolen and dealer it's not right, is seen not condone. This means that it is certainly not the wanker with his briefcase, which will meet the boss of the Medellin cartel, the wealthy farmer Afghan or international diplomatic bag has easy access around the world, without being disturbed. It's just a parallel black economy which incidentally supplies still pretty GDP [2] National. Mala vida mi coraçon! Sang the late fire Mano Negra.
The wanker and money
As I said before, there is something magical (some people think " dark ") in the wanker and money. The wanker knows not save, lives from day to day and the money burns his hands. At the hearing, he has no money and yet you see when they travel (with backpack but still) mode dressed (many copies), have the latest electronic games short, perfectly passive consumer An active society, where normally the purchasing power has something to do with work and savings.
Say there's a bit of everything. Ready, mom, girl, odd jobs, bits of string, saddle Chvalis, Chvalis racing, running, walking ashore, exchange, friends, the truck fell short, a hodgepodge of system D that makes the wanker is doing so. I said before, he knows instinctively that getting into bed with, with this little side magician who always amaze us.
In short, he has no money and yet there a. When the period becomes too critical, the wanker will see the ant's girlfriend who asks him: "Hey friend! what have you done all summer while I was working? Well I just did this, just makes it a little scheming, mounted a cultural site and in the end I hit the assed! Well continues because you see there ! Where? There on my forehead! Yes? Well there's no marked mail.
The wanker and religion
- What is it for you spiritual?
- The ketru biodynamic green that you bought at Nature and forest?!
- No spirulina fool, spirituality.
- Oh yeah, turn the tables! Nah, it's dead!
- I'm talking about religion.
- Oh yeah, God and all that. Is what I think? Yeah without what! From that moment m'prend not the head.
- And the soul?
- Oh yeah Lââm yeah, it is good I would do it well!
The wanker and laughter
The wanker loves to laugh and this is one of its main qualities, not less. He comes from a generation that does not cry or just because he had to experience this feeling sterile (and you it has seen since it was not followed by reassuring effect) so long ago already, when he was little, and he knows more too the mechanism. I reaffirm the wanker does not cultivate hatred, it asks too much energy but it may in some cases, become uncontrollable as a pittbull when he feels that no one holds out his hand so that it oozes out of her basket-sofa.
Then all the energy of this barren dusty and broken part that is expressed. This is also why, we ex glandeuses, we love them. For this nihilism falsely seconded that we perceive behind the sporadic rants and sometimes thoughtless acts. Believe me, whatever people may say, though we know, though suffer, this mask there is, paradoxically, something of "survivor" in this difficult world
The wanker and music
Violent, funny and to use a buzzword rather "bling bling" rap is for me the movement that best defines the generation "layabout". If the wanker plays all kinds of music, it's in rap, this cry of c - ur, it takes its full dimension. Their cry is or becomes roar, meow, or chirp chirp is already a commitment and commitment is any measure. Through this music we all perceive its sensitivity. It would change the world but he can not. Entangled in his cord, mesmerized by their screens, it can cut the tie which binds the universal guardians. Would it not they Moreover, these large windows, which in their persuasiveness gives this side magician? Give the illusion of doing things and things happen. But are they really? Do we not feel that the world changes and so do we, that the couch / sofa is reduced gradually until it became this little bright spot of the old TV sets at the lights when we We already own nearly virtualized?
Conclusion
Maybe in his day, would I have done some of these "hacks" described by Voltaire in Candide. Maybe. Always it is that I like to read and reread this saga of a terribly exciting life ending with "... we must cultivate our garden" rather than news at a time when the global ecology in priority, is The challenge of small political squabbles level sandbox but "Growing our humor as" do I want to say. "Growing our humor," incarnation of our contemporary humanity. If not jaded cynicism, humor is a strength, critical.
Computer, TV and phones are soon the media can be real useful means of communication since we know in "user" with common sense. It is not modernity that is to fear is our allegiance to a bland and comfortable consumer society excessively reducing our mobility, our critical undermines and weakens our creativity.
And if we have to travel like a modern Candide and more humanized, let us really, we connect us not just for the ass and pleasure. It is in sharing the knowledge and mastery of these tools in a virtual first and then a concrete link can be created, that humanity may appear fairer and maybe then can we also open to we are all sympathetic and other wankers glandeuses dream has always been in love.
Flojallier
ideal target consumer-oriented companies ultra liberal, the wanker from all socioeconomic backgrounds provided with at least one sofa, TV with remote control, computer and incidentally a roof and refrigerators, is two main types of behavior.
1 / Those whom my father calls "the lazy fuck who want nothing" and who actually turn out to be guys who can not work because there are no jobs or not when interesting at all (and the horde paternalistic politically pointed out to me, condescendingly, that when you're hungry, it makes anything) Well, no! The wanker in general has dignity. He does not want us to continue to take him for an idiot and no longer wants to work at Mac Mac machine or something for two euros in six, in a professional and human bordering on slavery. Their father has done enough and grandfather before also, and even their great-grandfather, according to the logic of inheritance often unstoppable.
could believe what wanker disillusioned, he is not. He lives with his time. More pragmatic than nihilistic. Since the sixties ten, ensconced in his sofa, watching the showcase of the world and its attendant wealth spread to TV and easy as it sounds. "Why should I go breaking my ass when lots of people on this planet take it easy?" Asks he.
2 ° / And those that I call "sensitive wankers." Those are the worst off since the "sensitivity" makes less and less a part of socio-professional criteria required for a job as a supervisor in a sales company by phone, or just the essential qualities of good to the American golden boy , by portrait that is Brett Easton Ellis' American Psycho. "
Although sometimes interpenetrate one another - forgetting too often to protect it, however, still must distinguish two distinct temperaments among wankers. Liabilities and assets.
assets constant work because it is obliged but do not really like. It is often not adapted to their jobs profound personality (he has not yet defined itself) and of course it suffers. Low quality of after-tying - admittedly - to micro-technologies designed more last only for the duration of the warranty or telephone information of administrative and other cookie-cutter (also unreliable).
The other, active or intermittently active is the only wanker might be termed "false" wanker. Passionate about his work, he fully blossomed in what he does, yet he nevertheless considered the most wanker wankers by most "hardworking". Feelings related in part to its status increasingly precarious (artist, craftsman ...) giving the impression of intense glandouillage.
assets impulsive, it acts rather lean. I do not know what that means, have nabbed during a conversation (not well captured either the dictionary definition), but I like the expression. I have the image of a strung bow to the extreme by a blind shot. As the arrow shot by the visually impaired, despite the many inhalation-exhalation Zen way Kung fu of the latter, the active impulse works in fits and starts depending on the opportunities of the moment. It may take some time to react but when he does, it's a bit "portenawak" as he himself points out. It is often young, unemployed, sometimes because of his status as second-generation immigrant who sticks to the skin as oil spills during a shipwreck at sea That said, it is still resistant to cling to the rock coast until we come to the retreat. He expects much tied up knowing that if we do not address the real problem with an effective solvent and human resources, despite the waves crashing with regularity against the rock, the residue oil resist again and again, gradually destroying the surrounding flora and fauna for thousands of years.
Having rubbed more, I am more familiar with the passive, pure wanker. His mother, a bit farsighted, misread Dolto and has too hatched or has left too do what he wanted, or worse, he had no mother at all and there oulalalala. Regarding his father astigmatism, despite a "baby on board" stuck to the bottom, it has been overtaken by events, was upset and no one has ever seen. Disappeared between the A86 and in Créteil sun.
This wanker there is a real magician. Blowing air from his couch, he gives the illusion of doing things and the funny thing is that things are done. But how is it a country or a majority elected office decided to "get up early" and "work harder"? Yes, how is it that little wanker? Well, like all illusionists on the planet, the little sucker has its little tricks to it.
born after the war as most of the wankers, I myself have long practiced "FA", a generic term and symptomatic of a generation that a little bored. As a former glandeuse therefore more endocrine a screen, I still reluctant to run the conference on "Responsibility of Marxism Leninism on the abuse of coca-cola and hamburgers or how it is proved that the human interpretation in all areas can dietetically be subversive "to support my statements. So I confine myself to this observation honed over endless hours with nothing to screw around, also called passive experience, discussions with friends, local library, but especially numerous reports held discussions with key stakeholders (Note the specific painting technique they all too often repressed by the government). The wanker
asserts especially with the arrival of Mitterand, new AC, which hopefully he secretly make it a bit of juice, suggesting a new national world is possible. Alas! Three times alas! The few major social advances, however, could not hide the great disillusionment of the late eighties, contributing to the killing - the last egg of wanker tendencies to struggle to get by.
Unlike the established opinion, drugs, clothes, and scoots the skeud, are incidental to the type layabout; certainly helpful to their well-being but not as necessary as people think. Conversely, a good chair, sofa, sofa or sofa bed with remote control are essential. It is, at best, power at all times or s'horizontaliser "s'angleverticaliser ', That is to say an angle in the vertical to be in the best possible position to face the screens.
A precision however. Do not make an amalgam between the adolescent and the wanker. If the wanker is a continuation of the adolescent, and if they share this kind of figurative expression close to the gourd in front of a screen, which differentiates them is the duration. Adolescence is a stage that lasts - normally - about a decade. The wanker, according to the family environment, social and economic status can stay in this lifetime, to the extent that any radical change of political order to disturb it. What would either of the "booster" serious, or "APAT" even more.
I lean heavily to the second possibility, because the wanker who votes "in disgust" default "or" per bond "or does not vote" because it did nothing to shake "is, more or less long-term good value for paternalistic regimes, fascist, totalitarian, and so on and more pernicious.
II - CHARACTERISTICS OF Branleur
What characterizes the wanker is the screen buffer that is between virtual reality and engaging. Living is involved, and the wanker does not agree to live fully. Life requires a certain mobility that hates wanker or so, the least possible, and often when not afford to do otherwise. Move to what, for whom? My
reup that, under the pretext of being retired, thinks of his couch watching TV, thinking it would take a very good war dead to eradicate the problem of "generalized gland. War, he says, would help bring down the phenomenon of about 70%. He concluded: "If you had waited in 14/18 or 39/45, we speak German .
The war would be a real wanker for cata? First, the wanker does not care about the war as its first shirt simply because he does not know what that is, except that he sees virtually through its screens, and apart from that Prosper Merimee 'he was forced to read in fifth, the notions of heroism and honor code are totally unknown. Secondo, he speaks German, English or French, he would motion. He lives in the moment. Point. And finally, thirdly, a conflict would solve nothing of a moral point of view, ideological or economic demographic motion since it a point to you can not imagine.
The war would result in disaster for him and in terms of not producing electricity, because in case of air attack, it would need at least one generator in the cellar so he could continue watching TV or music playing quietly on his computer. Because, for real layabout, is well known, where there is no gene, there's no electricity, let alone ziquemu.
Origins glandular
"If gland ago today, it has inevitably taken its source anywhere, though before us a long time ago, I took me at a dinner where, instead of turning seven times my tongue in my mouth only hungry to enjoy traditional home cooking, I once again set foot in the dish.
"Sixty-eight of the gland widespread soil twenty-first century! (My father)
- Seventy-eight million years before dinosaurs? Sixty-eight thousand years BC?
Sixty-eight years after the lazy kings?
- thousand nine hundred sixty-eight! Reap what you think with your "flower power"?! Includes
that my daughter does not build a society With slogans like, but with
real programs!
- Computer or TV? It's true you got my daron surely right. "
The wanker and screens
Though states, the pure wanker spends 70% of his time in front of television screens or computer without which there would be no reason to exist. Some intellectuals say wankers watch only the channels which are selected thematic issues of high culture. Yeah! I remain highly cautious about this statement many times heard. The wanker love zap "Because it gives the impression to go around the world and the universal zoubia ninety seconds to edge of her couch, and though he says he gets off more Jackass Arte ..
When he is alone, and though he continues to defend themselves when you surprise, saying he was going to zap, he watches Docus on "Special Units sniper" or other bands "fellagas" Republicans. They're very surprised, especially when we know that "speech" there is no more antiwar than him. That is still one of the ambivalences of wanker. And I believe sincere when he says he does not like war. Besides the violence, this is not his thing. Fight, fight, fight only makes sense that through the virtual. In virtual ago "kills". The wanker kill but loves so unreal. It might seem jaded and disillusioned when in reality it is undermined sapiens. Those who, like singing Gabin, knows he knows he knows nothing. We men have to look beautiful, moving in all directions, invent, evolve, move forward, we're still reduced to the same point and the war continues, and misery as well. The wanker prefers to stay in this state which characterizes the poet, the ideal, but without moving and imagining themselves in another world He does not want more to be told what to think, and rather than believing in vain for a better life for humanity, the wanker virtualize prefers his world. A world that will not affect its sensitivity buried under layers of heredity acting vainly. The wanker does not personally injured. He saw what it did on her father, mother, uncles, aunts, siblings, his grandparents, and society in general. The wanker is a great sensitivity which does not suffer.
Then he would motion. He plays with his indifferent play, goes to sleep and then sleeps. You can almost believe he cowers on itself. From time to time he turns, moves his fingers, tied to the cord (electronic games) but he will in no case participate in the real world generates its share of suffering. The poet is a wanker embryo. Television and the lulls he knows, but it is artificial and drowsiness that is why he defends himself to admit that the dull reality show in secret.
When he looks, the better to make fun of the mouth of the world. Its concealment, and its corollary, the cynicism, is the latent fear that he is there for them. He knows that it can switch from one moment to another because the sofa and inactivity to an end, and he is conscious of its own futility. Striptease, "the show you're undressing" is one of its programs cults. It can not always explain why the old woman who worships his dog to the point of stuffing to have on hand, the sad bottom, does it makes him laugh. The slogan "you undress" knows that he is also addressed to him in all his splendor inactive. A wanker of my friends says he hates American Idol, and yet it is every Friday in prime time in front of his television to taunt the young people involved, mocking the fat that never ends, mocking the black unspoken quota, the blonde who can not sing but who still find in the final because she has a beautiful face. The
wanker no mistake and if he looks with such a critical sense, he realizes that he has in him the same characteristics, even the spirit of competition somewhere under him, piled , in his fifty / sixty / seventy / eighty ... one hundred and twenty pounds of dead weight spaces between couch cushions. Does this mean he has resigned? No. We must at all wanker, as it must to all men, something clicked. How come there, by whom, for what? That is the question. Maybe I have a beginning response.
The wanker and masturbation.
the same etymological family, the wanker does not hesitate to resort to "hand job" when he needs it. Incidentally there is a porn movie, porn culture has greatly helped to reverse the tale of Sleeping Beauty. Today it is the prince that shall come to embrace his sweetheart, it's nice that must get her prince, who, since he returned as the illusion of love with his glandouiller friends or in his chair, no longer aspire to only one thing - and if possible without condoms - to be cared him.
The wanker and neo-quadra
And this is where the neo-forties. The neo or quadra babquad (quadra-baba) is a woman between thirty-five and forty-five years, for many reasons, with or without children, finds herself alone. She had a lot of adventures, each more or less rich (mostly spiritual). Of constant observation of a family environment in early existential doubts, she decided already very small and has been faster than the wanker to cut the road and put miles of distance between herself and her socio-educational. The neo-quadra fact ten years younger than her age because she has enjoyed the benefits of post-war such as gym class, the pill, abortion, new age, NLP, drama therapy, massage, books, dance, martial arts, cabbage leaves, travel deals, cosmetics, concerts, music groups, theater troupes, dance, and collective experiences of all kinds.
Sometimes through state benefits and jobs, she managed to reconcile his role as a mom, artist, therapist, secretary or freelance, and with many troubles, has pursued the goal it had set. Nevertheless, forty years, with varying degrees of success, it is "socio-professional" a little more sedate.
These are often former glandeuses become fighters, not the American sense, not instead of women who refuse to give up. Kinds of wolves to Pinkola Estes [1], able to sniff any form of sensitivity before the carne.
The New quadra attract wankers and vice versa. Baba quadra-or neo-quadra is also the female protects her young, and free and independent woman who seeks an ideal companion. He sees her mother and empowered woman, she sees in him the poet who asks only to be truly loved. Especially since the wanker at the meeting demonstrated unusual hyperactivity and an equally surprising generosity of Prince Charming. It is, in situations of romantic encounter, very generous. But excess is always proportional to the vacuum that will follow, since the short term, problems will arise.
The wanker and work
If the wanker (liability especially) loves neo-forties, not only for his selflessness and compassion but, more pragmatic, because it works. Wanker and is often in a precarious situation, which can not last, in his words but by experience lasts. The reason is simple. He parks his scooter too often in a siding in the secret hope to make the choir, while affirming, once that is done, that society is rotten and what's rising because there no job, much less a vehicle to get there.
In the same vein, we also find that other face of wanker who calls himself an artist or an anarchist, most often from very privileged backgrounds, who, without admitting it, awaits the death of Mom and Dad 's occupying a little. However, all have in common is a form of intelligence made of adaptability and survival of choosing the right people for sure.
One of my girlfriends stylist was infatuated with a wanker thirties, unemployed mastered in Humanities totally addicted to the American series, found himself after his job each night invited to join him on the couch where the latter he picked it apart psychosocial behavior of the characters of Desperate Housewives or SpongeBob. "If you could at least pass the sponge instead of watching Bob to fuck anything on your couch," he said she said one evening, exasperated by his verbiage horizontally and chronic inactivity for everything related to home maintenance. "You really are psycho stiff him he replied."
From there, the light bulb went on alone. And while stating that it was not just the spirit that was rigid , she threw a kick ass high enough to touch the shores of Adam. For it is this, unconsciously, the wanker waiting. It may even be one possible way of his awakening and his awareness. To be "shaken".
The wanker awaiting, literally, "shaken" and if anyone can do it, that are not politicos repressive right or left, the woman fighter. It is enough mothering for its perceived sensitivity and strong enough to push him into a corner that rarely exceed the soft seat lounge. The attitude of my friend may be a bit excessive, but good shouting matches with formal notice to move the buttocks, under threat of extradition with modern, can be purchased. The trick is not letting go - out of weakness.
The wanker and sex
is an area in which the wanker, admittedly with a touch of red cheeks, shall, except when he has nothing left to prove (longstanding relationship boredom or chronic). Brought to porn for younger people and "make love not war 'for sixty-eighters retarded, the wanker has little inhibition in terms ass. If one of his favorite expressions is "J'm'en fuck", it is unclear how often this creature who hides his sensitivity behind the mask of indifference or aggression, could rattle the roupettes without getting hurt.
It is not masochistic, much less deviant. He likes to sodomize him and that makes a monstrous pipe, but do not ask him to fuck a dog to defecate or a death, you laugh in your face as if you were a mentally retarded. It may, at a pinch, you brutally sodomized by mixing in all directions your big boobs, but in general, it must be cool. The wanker Poppa likes to take his foot.
Regarding oral sex, however, he may have imaged a large vocabulary of this practice, pie-haired kitty to graze, he does not stick his nose into others' affairs, except when he loves you well.
The wanker and hair
The hair hate wanker. He even wondered how it could still exist the third millennium hair. The first time he has seen on a neo-quadra overactive who had not had time to shave, he observed as we watch Lucy Australopithecus at the Museum of the sixty-eighters period psyche with pout mingled disgust and doubt, like "Are we really from that? "So much so that the neo-quadra-influenced, because of a few hairs on the legs and the pubic area while seeking to make love, pretended many times a headache.
The wanker and psychology virtual
The wanker spends most of his time in front of the screens because it gets off the virtual does not commit to anything. The war is long over and if there is war, the wanker who cares a bit even if it makes him shit because he feels that something in him, not at all artificial. He might imagine, is disfiguring, tattooing, piercing themselves, s'alcooliser, is cocaine, s'enfumer, to virtualize the wanker feels his heart beating and that it makes him mad. He tries to put it on pause, naardinemouk muscle continues to beat.
Then wanker goes even further and look for screens to appease his heart rate, increase the adrenaline and excitement through computer games, but especially not oh no it hurts too much, let go to feel the full emotions. The wanker love these games, which he then BACKUP BREAK Because it hates to repeat the same sequence three times over. If so, is it really sucks. But generally, when he failed to snipe, only the whole army of zombies in front of him from the second shot, he begins to rant, presents PAUSE and went rummaging through the refrigerator leaving the background music and donf loop. The psychiatrist's
wanker called SIMS or Second Life. When it goes wrong, SIMS 2nd LIFE or slap his wheat technology enjoyment which range from 16:9 TV in the last HIFI or he organizes parties at home. And when it is really the end, he invites his friends to him that they lift your spirits with alcohol, food, video games, porn chicks, or good.
Like Tamagoshi of these Japanese games where young future wankers (as the implacable logic of the scheme of repetition) keep dogs from birth to their programmed death, I dread the day he chose to take a wife virtually created from a multitude, to give him a child, this in many positions all the more bizarre as each other. He has, by mistake, a seed planted in the wrong place, because he will not know which hole to devote himself (unless the computer bug as a good cavity is not found) and raise a tamagoshien child, day after day for half an hour every day.
Fortunately we will not see this monstrosity, and this for the simple reason that, according to specialists in reproduction, computer abuse causes, ultimately, male infertility. At the risk he takes it badly and "bat away balls" again, I still want to shoot him, nicely, sounding the alarm.
The wanker and children
The wanker loves children ... other. When, by chance or mistake, he himself has children, he keeps seeing them grow up to screw around with them in front of the TV or computer. That said, my friends and I have witnessed transformations wankers rare in men, at the time of authorship.
Growing up is his obsession. Growing up involves becoming a responsible man and the wanker who is far from con knows. Becoming a man is to go full foot in reality. That is why the wanker prefers to stay as long as possible to glandouiller front of a screen. That said there may be old, retired, and wanker, age does not guarantee wisdom.
New quadra attention! There are more and more retarded wankers. I myself have met some of which quadratic. When he accosted me in the evening that I am not a bomb Latin or platinum, I told myself checking waouaw well as in any American series overused, there was nobody behind me. There are signs that do not lie. Cute, no children, over thirty three years, he's bound to be a catch.
The wanker and homosexuality
course there are gay wankers. We must determine whether they are passive passive active passive etc etc and there is a bit more complex. I will focus on what I know best. If the hetero wanker is not homophobic, he does not, however, being called a fag. He always has a gay friend or gay friend of a friend who died of DAS and we do not have fun with it. The wanker who likes to play yet do not really like playing with his own life. If he can recognize that another guy is handsome, wanker still do not like being called a fag, because he prefers, even if it does not mess with, good to see two chicks with big grouper and big butts in lascivious poses that possibly more, could offer him to participate, only two guys kissing.
The glandeuse
For girls, the term "friggers" does not apply in the same way. The only time a girl can be called truly "friggers" is between 12 and 16 years during the period known as "the great era of courtship." There, tweens and teens are proving a persistence and patience without limit. Simper, decking, laughing, blushing, enticing in pairs or tape, they can subdue a guy they like for hours and hours. Jeans size on the bottom of navels pierced nipples forward ready to cleave a 90 B at first sight to be sexed the presumption to arise there.
Because they have breasts, these damsels and even if they take the difficult while also showing off (it's their age), it annoys us, we women featuring pre-1980 volumes / raffermisseurs to bust Catalogue "Redoubt" which, after surprising many times against our wankers on their shells, are fighting desperately not to fill the waiting rooms of plastic surgeons.
course there are still old glandeuses but is increasingly rare. For fifty years, the women discover or recover (it depends) of freedom and they use it.
The wanker and his pals
potivores From the family of the wanker is changing most often with his friends without which there can be four hundred times (at most two to break everything ), start a band, going to football, smoking a joint, remaking the world, talking about chicks that he has done even though he did nothing to screw around on the couch to hit the porn stars, only chicks available in such cases. Being profoundly sociable, the wanker loves to have company. On Sunday, for example, is the day where it is most suitable for socialization. Nothing on TV, his computer is kéblo, his mother or his wife crying in his ears, his father is the bistro, her little sister is with her friends who mate in freshwater, these friggers. There has one that he likes but is it piles up again in the fifth and fourth year Degree in Communication. So he goes to the movies with his buddies. Although he prefers the intimacy of his couch, the soft armchair of good cinemas does not displease him. And then there's this huge screen, the larger The most beautiful of all, the one who dreamed. And the wanker, just loves to dream. Dreaming is good and does nothing.
The wanker and sport
If there is commitment on the part of a wanker passion is all about football. And provided, thinks he is eating nails, there Zizou for the next World Cup is one of its major existential concerns of the moment. The luckiest
practice tennis, rugby essayists, but the majority prefer football. Sport easiest and most accessible of all. A surface, a round object, some friends and go. The remains must be able to look at his sofa, beer in one hand and the other chips. There the sport gets off wanker serious. He can finally belch, sometimes even off its hinges by unfolding as one of his old sofa springs. "Puuuutaaaain! The motherfucker there was no booing penile" and he will not rest until "the motherfucker" hisses the penile because if "he" does not, the wanker will remain in tension, bending all his muscles until "it" the whistling this "...", especially when his team is losing.
For you must know that the football team so dear the wanker, in addition to replacement players, he has chosen instead of the virtual or "ghost goal scorer." You never hear a wanker passionate declare "my favorite team won, but" we won "meaning that his support, even via monitor screens, proved crucial. And it is a fact. As proof, the global success of the sport and its players huge salaries.
The "we lost" - also expressed - is far less glorious, not because of failure but because it goes, until the next match, generate the mégaglandouille least equivalent to the number of goals conceded. And so if "they" lost a shot on goal, do not talk! Fortunately for us, companions of elite athletes, there are sales!
The clothes wanker and
The wanker is dressed up mode. Even when part of the dumb shit that people believe in his baggy because he sometimes sees his CK or he took one of his socks s - ur an anorexic 40 pounds for into a slim, the wanker does not dress any which way. Even if it seems neglected and largely unpolished j'm'en he always mark somewhere. As to screw around, Glandon fashion! As for his shoes, if they love them as much it reminded him of his couch. All these new sneakers "aerodynamic" spring loaded rear frame as customized sofa! Nothing to wear, told me one of my lovers wankers, it m'fatigue advance. Adidas Dunlopillo and unite to create "the big pump, the shoe while resting, and" Walk while you sleep! "The slogan that accompanies it, because, again, here the war is long over and that's me, every day, walking the dog he wanted at any price.
The wanker and smashes
Behind each lies a wanker too. Cigarettes, joints, adrenaline of the game, ECSTA, coke, food, alcohol, clothes, grandmas and customized brand pumps ... It passed quickly time passes anyway. In the meantime, he enjoys OCASI, is a lil fart that lasts for hours, or consumes deale live live from the sofa. Yeah like what most people on this earth, wankers like money. And my father ... "Ah! Ah! You see when it comes to earning easy money! To which I oppose it again if stolen and dealer it's not right, is seen not condone. This means that it is certainly not the wanker with his briefcase, which will meet the boss of the Medellin cartel, the wealthy farmer Afghan or international diplomatic bag has easy access around the world, without being disturbed. It's just a parallel black economy which incidentally supplies still pretty GDP [2] National. Mala vida mi coraçon! Sang the late fire Mano Negra.
The wanker and money
As I said before, there is something magical (some people think " dark ") in the wanker and money. The wanker knows not save, lives from day to day and the money burns his hands. At the hearing, he has no money and yet you see when they travel (with backpack but still) mode dressed (many copies), have the latest electronic games short, perfectly passive consumer An active society, where normally the purchasing power has something to do with work and savings.
Say there's a bit of everything. Ready, mom, girl, odd jobs, bits of string, saddle Chvalis, Chvalis racing, running, walking ashore, exchange, friends, the truck fell short, a hodgepodge of system D that makes the wanker is doing so. I said before, he knows instinctively that getting into bed with, with this little side magician who always amaze us.
In short, he has no money and yet there a. When the period becomes too critical, the wanker will see the ant's girlfriend who asks him: "Hey friend! what have you done all summer while I was working? Well I just did this, just makes it a little scheming, mounted a cultural site and in the end I hit the assed! Well continues because you see there ! Where? There on my forehead! Yes? Well there's no marked mail.
The wanker and religion
- What is it for you spiritual?
- The ketru biodynamic green that you bought at Nature and forest?!
- No spirulina fool, spirituality.
- Oh yeah, turn the tables! Nah, it's dead!
- I'm talking about religion.
- Oh yeah, God and all that. Is what I think? Yeah without what! From that moment m'prend not the head.
- And the soul?
- Oh yeah Lââm yeah, it is good I would do it well!
The wanker and laughter
The wanker loves to laugh and this is one of its main qualities, not less. He comes from a generation that does not cry or just because he had to experience this feeling sterile (and you it has seen since it was not followed by reassuring effect) so long ago already, when he was little, and he knows more too the mechanism. I reaffirm the wanker does not cultivate hatred, it asks too much energy but it may in some cases, become uncontrollable as a pittbull when he feels that no one holds out his hand so that it oozes out of her basket-sofa.
Then all the energy of this barren dusty and broken part that is expressed. This is also why, we ex glandeuses, we love them. For this nihilism falsely seconded that we perceive behind the sporadic rants and sometimes thoughtless acts. Believe me, whatever people may say, though we know, though suffer, this mask there is, paradoxically, something of "survivor" in this difficult world
The wanker and music
Violent, funny and to use a buzzword rather "bling bling" rap is for me the movement that best defines the generation "layabout". If the wanker plays all kinds of music, it's in rap, this cry of c - ur, it takes its full dimension. Their cry is or becomes roar, meow, or chirp chirp is already a commitment and commitment is any measure. Through this music we all perceive its sensitivity. It would change the world but he can not. Entangled in his cord, mesmerized by their screens, it can cut the tie which binds the universal guardians. Would it not they Moreover, these large windows, which in their persuasiveness gives this side magician? Give the illusion of doing things and things happen. But are they really? Do we not feel that the world changes and so do we, that the couch / sofa is reduced gradually until it became this little bright spot of the old TV sets at the lights when we We already own nearly virtualized?
Conclusion
Maybe in his day, would I have done some of these "hacks" described by Voltaire in Candide. Maybe. Always it is that I like to read and reread this saga of a terribly exciting life ending with "... we must cultivate our garden" rather than news at a time when the global ecology in priority, is The challenge of small political squabbles level sandbox but "Growing our humor as" do I want to say. "Growing our humor," incarnation of our contemporary humanity. If not jaded cynicism, humor is a strength, critical.
Computer, TV and phones are soon the media can be real useful means of communication since we know in "user" with common sense. It is not modernity that is to fear is our allegiance to a bland and comfortable consumer society excessively reducing our mobility, our critical undermines and weakens our creativity.
And if we have to travel like a modern Candide and more humanized, let us really, we connect us not just for the ass and pleasure. It is in sharing the knowledge and mastery of these tools in a virtual first and then a concrete link can be created, that humanity may appear fairer and maybe then can we also open to we are all sympathetic and other wankers glandeuses dream has always been in love.
Flojallier
Monday, December 17, 2007
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